We Make an OnlyFans

“We Make an OnlyFans” is a humorous film capturing the youthful pursuit of internet fame. Two aimless Latino friends, Vortex and Danny, are bored with their monotonous routine of cruising for chicks in their beat-up pickup truck. They are desperate for a change.

Vortex, always the dreamer, hatches a bold idea: they will rent a room at the local Motel 6 and create a series of OnlyFans videos. The goal is simple yet ambitious – go viral, become rich celebrities, and attract the attention of more chicks. Danny, skeptical about having to do “gay shit” to make the most money, reluctantly agrees to the plan.

The duo’s antics at Motel 6 are a mix of hilarity as they brainstorm and execute a variety of skits. Using Tennessee Ernie Ford’s song “16 Tons” (a favorite in the “barrio”), their amateurish videos capture the raw, unfiltered essence of their personalities. As they dive into the world of OnlyFans, they learn about sexual experimentation, friendship, and the nature of viral fame.

 

 

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The Swimming Pool

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Redneck Mountain

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